I'm now digging thru my inbox of stuff that came in this week. There's some really funny shit in there! I just had to share:

First - The bird flu has made it to Anaheim, CA:





















Second:

A drunk joke:

He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Lena. Hetiptoed quietly toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Ole sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Ole woke up with searing pain in his head and butt and Lena staring at him from across the room. She said,"You were drunk again last night weren't you Ole?"Ole said, "Why you say such a mean ting?""Well," Lena said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly......it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror."

And lastly - this is sooooooo freaking weird. It worked for me - make sure you post a comment and tell me if you are 2% or 98%... I'm apparently - in the 98%...

* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them . Really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).

Think of a number from 1 to 10


Multiply that number by 9


If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together





Now subtract 5






Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)











Think of a country that starts with that letter








Remember the last letter of the name of that country




Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter





Remember the last letter in the name of that animal






Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter











Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.