So the black tongue thing has its uses.
Oh sure. The color actually did fade away like the website said it would, but in the meantime I had a great time screwing with my kid's head's.
I told Avery that if she didn't listen to me, I would turn into a monster. To prove it, I showed her my tongue.
So now, all I have to do if the child misbehaves is pop a pepto and presto! Instant behavior modification!