First - credit for the blogger template goes to Mela. She's got lots of cool templates, all there for us to use if we so desire.

As much as I would like to say - "Hey! Thanks! I did this!!" I really can't. My technical difficulties evolved from me not understanding where to put the images that she supplied. (Heh... I finally had to resort to this: "HONEY!! HELLLLLLPPPP!!" See, that's a bad thing because then he usually laughs at me for not understanding simple HTML coding.

So to get even for him and all his smugness... I offer this:


TEN Reasons Why God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.
9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)
8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else that was really his fault.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
1. And the No. 1 reason of all .
(Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ...
"I can do better than that."