Really had nothing new or interesting happen today... OH WAIT!! I take that back. I had a LITTLE bit of fun today, but I'm kinda pissed about it.

I bought one of those electric zapper pens. Have you seen them? You click on the top and it shocks the shit out of the person clicking it. I brought it to work and proceeded to have a heyday. I shocked all my office people (the ones that didn't hear the last victim shrieking), and then I went and shocked one of my best friends. He clicked the top, screamed like a little girl, and winged my pen against the wall where it burst open. After I wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes, I picked up the pieces & took it back to my office. About this time, my boss walked in. She looked at me with my pen in pieces and said, "Stressed?" I saw.... an opportunity.

I innocently put the pen back together and told her, "It's my new pen - but I can't get it to click !!" I looked at her imploringly. She took my pen, I watched with bated breath. She clicked it, nothing. "It's trashed" she said, put my pen on my desk and left.

MY NEW TOY IS BROKEN!!!! I'm bummed. It was so much fun while it lasted. I want another one, but with shipping that thing cost me $14.00 and I had to wait two weeks to get it.

So while I'm waiting ('cause I ordered two more of them), I found one of these questionnaires that everyone and their dog is doing. So for shits & giggles here's mine:

i am not: athletically inclined
i love: frozen margaritas (oh yeah.. with a little salt on the rim...BABY!)
i fear: the boogety man. (he's in my closet)
i hope: he doesn't get out.
i hear: him scratching at the door.. (when I'm freaking out that is)
i crave: chocolate. (that time of the month, ya know?)
i regret: telling ya'll that it's that time of the month.
i cry: when I get uber pissed.
i care: about children that are abused.
i always: check under my bed before sleeping
i believe: the boogety man escaped from my closet and crammed himself under my bed
i feel alone: actually - i try not to be alone cause of that frickin boogety man.
i listen: to 80's music (it's my deep dark secret)
i hide: chocolate from my kids. (It's MINE all MINE)
i drive: a bright yellow Escape (I never lose it in the parking lot either)
i sing: at the top of my lungs, in my car, very badly
i dance: like most white people do... badly
i write: short stories that people tell me I should compile & publish (shaaa!! Right!)
i play: online poker at poker party.net. i really believe I'm the next WSOP bracelet winner.
i miss: my brother (RIP)
i search: for my car keys every damn morning (wish they were bright yellow)
i learn: more from my kids than any book learning I ever had
i feel: kinda funky right now. I'm taking painkillers for a pinched nerve in my neck.
i know: I'm a geek!
i saw: my neighbor naked - and he doesn't know it!!! (I'M BLIND!!!)
i succeed: whenever I really put my mind to it.
i dream: of pure total happiness.
i wonder: if I'll achieve that dream
i want: to take my kids to a Disneyland Resort Hotel Vacation
i have: no money to do this (with 3 kids.... sheeeeeeiiiitttt)
i give: money to an abused children's shelter
i fight: when i don't get chocolate
i need: to eat somemore chocolate