This is just too funny!

that was funny though!

Norman. I just found your blog on Friday and have been reading from beginning(I'm weird that way)I have 3 children (11,5,3)son is 3 and he would come in every night at 2:00 and crawl in bed. I have begged,pleaded,threatened to please stay in your bed.Dad finally had it and said no more,you will stay in your bed. Well next night 2:00 am crying. I nicely say go to sleep K everything fine. Silence.Whew, I go back to sleep,life is good.WRONG.5 minutes go by. crying. K go to sleep, continues crying.Now, husband hears NOTHING, of course.I have to get out of bed and check on K. He is sitting at end of his bed when I enter room and says before I can ask problem "Where have you been, I have been waiting for you!!!He is pissed.I say "Why did you not come and wake me." Stupid question. His reply "Dad says I cannot come in room anymore with you so you have to come to me" Did I mention he is a 3 year old MAN. Ahhhhhhh and husband sleeps peacefully. Evil me picked up son and put him in bed with husband and I slept in sons bed. HEE HEE HEE HEE. Men are not mentally equipped to piss with women. Son loves to sleep on top of whomever is in bed. Life is good. Love your blog so far, have not laughed so hard forever, it feels good.