So the black tongue thing has its uses.

Oh sure. The color actually did fade away like the website said it would, but in the meantime I had a great time screwing with my kid's head's.

I told Avery that if she didn't listen to me, I would turn into a monster. To prove it, I showed her my tongue.

Freaked
her
right
out.

So now, all I have to do if the child misbehaves is pop a pepto and presto! Instant behavior modification!

Simply awesome.