Apparently - I have pissed off Greg the Surly. He's goosed me on a pass-it-on thingie. How fun! He goosed me!! I have chills!!

Two Names You Go By --

1. Norman
2. NORM!

Two Parts of Your Heritage --

1. French
2. Scottish (and that combination would explain my temper...)

Two Things That Scare You --

1. My husband's driving
2. The ghost in my bathroom

Two of Your Everyday Essentials --

1. French Vanilla Mocha Latte
2. Diet Coke

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now --

1. Thong undies! (and lace too.. now aren't you male readers sorry you didn't bid on them?)
2. Margarita Earrings

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment) --
1. Audioslave
2. Enya (I'll bet THAT one throws ya'll!)

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love) --

1. Spontaneousness (or however the hell you spell that)
2. laughter

Two Truths --

1. I constantly check my blog to see if someone's been reading it! ;-)
2. I'm scared of stuffed animals

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You --

1. Eyes (Actually these were Greg's answers, but they work for me too!)
2. Ass

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies --

1. Crocheting (Ha again! Hey - I need to do something to calm down every now and then)
2. Playing with my kiddos

Two Things You Want Really Badly --

1. I really really want the assblaster at my work to start shitting at her own home
2. I really really want to win the lottery

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation --

1. Disney!
2. Cancun or Acapulco

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die --

1. Go to Scotland to see the Scottish Rugby Team
2. Go to Scotland to see the Scottish Rugby Team

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick --

1. I won't kill bugs myself - I ask the closest man to do it
2. I stop at all sales

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit --

1. I can be THE uber bitch
2. I am sometimes (though rarely) stricken with shyness

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now --

1. No way am I going to admit the time I #!$%# %$ $#$% $## )&* with my friend
2. I'm thinking about Greg.... and something mean I can do to him...

Two Stores You Shop At --

1. WalMart
2. Chadwick's of Boston (pitiful I know - but I love their mail order catalog. I'm nerdy that way)

Two people I haven't talked to in a while --

1. My first very best friend in the wholewideworld
2. My sister

Two bloggers who may now dislike you for passing this on to them --

1. Andi
2. Nap Queen