Sunday, February 19, 2006
OK. You caught me
Here's the REAL reason why I missed the Blog Blowout in Austin. I was getting my car washed....I really didn't want to leave my car unattended...

But HELL. Do you BLAME me for missing the Blowout now??



Ok people. I'm trying to decide about a post. I really really want to tell you about my next door neighbor - but I'm kind of a little skeered too... I'll tell ya what. I'll do a post - but I won't post it until 9:30 pm tomorrow - and I'll only leave it up for ONE HOUR. Got it?

 
posted by Norman at 7:07 PM | Permalink |


18 Comments:


  • At Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:24:00 PM, Blogger Kim

    Wow! I'd have missed it too for that!

     
  • At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:06:00 PM, Blogger Dari

    I thought we had agreed earlier for you not to take any photoes of me and my friends washing your car, good I got my back to you.

     
  • At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:11:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Kim - yes - it's a good excuse, huh?

    Dari - you crack me up!! (Get it?? Crack?? Huh??) I'm just glad you shaved your butt.

    norman

     
  • At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:27:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    OK...I'll try to leave work in time to catch it because that is 7:30 our time....oh the pressure.

    I think I can do it!

    Oh & my crazy neighbor started moving his shit out today...we are so excited...we can't stand that guy...so good news on the neighbor front over here:)



    Shelly

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 2:04:00 AM, Blogger Aric Blue

    My eyes! I can't see! Oh GOD!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 4:37:00 AM, Blogger Norman

    Shelly - if you miss it - just e-mail me!

    Aric - Ha. That's payback for the chick pics I've had to see.

    Norm!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 7:18:00 AM, Blogger Livey

    Send them to my house! I have 4 vehicles that need washing. Of course it's too cold so they will have to wear clothes, but they can warm up near the fire ;)
    Email me the post too!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 9:05:00 AM, Blogger pack of 2

    Norm....I am bummed. I will be at work tonight for the hour that the post is up. Please email it to me. PLEASE!!!!

    Angie

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 9:29:00 AM, Blogger Tammy

    You suck. Leave up the post. He won't find out. And if he does: Deny. Deny. Deny. :)

    Um, can I bring my car to be washed, too?

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 1:31:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Wow,

    After reading your entire blog I now believe you are the epitome of a perfect wife/mother. I think the sarcasm is evident.

    I won't be surprised if you have a short marriage and your poor kids end up in counseling, while you deny it's even your fault.

    You need a good "wake up call" before you cause more damage to the ones you seem to love (besides yourself)!

    But instead of doing a self review you'll probably have a brilliant rebuttal and your blog followers will follow suit.

    Let the hate filled comments begin!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 2:00:00 PM, Blogger car

    yep i knew it, a queer commie liberal. But i did love your link to the superbowl comercial---somehow I missed it at the party--probably too drunk. Thanks!!!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:02:00 PM, Blogger Stewie

    Dammit, Norman, aric's posts are tasteful and arty.

    That picture is just trash.

    I'm ashamed to be commenting here, really.

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:32:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Livey - will do! Just put them in the garage - they won't need clothes there!

    Pack of 2 - ok!

    Tammy - yes. I suck. But I'm too scared to leave it up! Bring your car if you must!

    Car - awww car! So nice to see your cheerful face here! Glad you liked that link! Drunk? Nah! I haven't been drunk in ages!

    Stewie - LOL. That post was for your bouncing girl as well!

    ~cracking my knuckles~

    and now - Anonymous.

    Ahhhh. Anonymous. So nice to meet you! (I think the sarcasm is evident) heh

    Who the hell are you? What in this blog - aside from 2 posts I think - brings you to your conclusion? Why do you think I am causing damage to my kids (Who are very well adjusted thankyouverymuch). Seems to me that you could at least post your REAL NAME and blog address so I can have the pleasure of reviewing your blog... coward. It's always easy to bitch at others (like you're doing) but you can't handle getting it dished back to you - huh?

    So who pissed in your Wheaties this morning??

    Not that you deserve an explanation - but remember this...

    This blog is MY SPACE. It is MY SPACE to do with as I want. Do I talk the way I do in my blog in real life? No. Is my family miserable? No. Do you know me in real life? No. Are you a stupid motherfucker?? Yes!

    Dumbass,remember that you never know the whole story of a person from a blog.

    Think about this, would you walk up to me in real life and just spout off the way you did above? No. You wouldn't. Have I ever spouted off to ANYONE in the comments of a strangers blog like you just did? Once. And that person was harassing a blog-friend's niece. It was quite scary and that's the ONLY time I've ever posted unkind things in a blog comment like you just did.

    Now - go do your self review that you mentioned above and give me YOUR brilliant rebuttal!

    Norman!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:54:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    ANON~
    The only hate filled comment is yours. Why did you continue to read if you disliked Norman so much? I don't get people who want to trash someone out on their blog and then be a total balless wonder and not even leave a name. You're so pathetic. GO FUCK YOURSELF and leave Norman alone!!!!! FUCKING COWARD!

    Angie

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:55:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    ROFLMAO!!

    YEAH - WHAT ANGIE SAID!!

    (I liked Angie's comment better than mine!)

    oh - and Angie - This person is a LIAR too, because I just checked my stat counter and NO WHERE on there is where someone 'read through my entire blog'. No archive hits. So they are insane and delusional as well. Poor thing. They deserve our pity. Wait.. No they don't!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 4:54:00 PM, Blogger Freak Magnet

    I'd post a comment in support of you, telling Anonymous to go bugger off, but frankly, I have to change my drool covered shirt.

    Yummay Yummay!!

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 8:08:00 PM, Blogger Tammy

    Sounds like some poor, sad, lonely anon person needs a hug. Poor thing.

     
  • At Monday, February 20, 2006 8:12:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    anon~

    What a pussy

    Shelly

     
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