I am Norman

Sunday, February 19, 2006

OK. You caught me

Here's the REAL reason why I missed the Blog Blowout in Austin. I was getting my car washed....I really didn't want to leave my car unattended...

But HELL. Do you BLAME me for missing the Blowout now??

Ok people. I'm trying to decide about a post. I really really want to tell you about my next door neighbor - but I'm kind of a little skeered too... I'll tell ya what. I'll do a post - but I won't post it until 9:30 pm tomorrow - and I'll only leave it up for ONE HOUR. Got it?

posted by Norman at 7:07 PM

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14 Comments:

At Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:24:00 PM, Kim

Wow! I'd have missed it too for that!
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:06:00 PM, Dari

I thought we had agreed earlier for you not to take any photoes of me and my friends washing your car, good I got my back to you.
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:11:00 PM, Norman

Kim - yes - it's a good excuse, huh?

Dari - you crack me up!! (Get it?? Crack?? Huh??) I'm just glad you shaved your butt.

norman
At Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:27:00 PM, pack of 2

OK...I'll try to leave work in time to catch it because that is 7:30 our time....oh the pressure.

I think I can do it!

Oh & my crazy neighbor started moving his shit out today...we are so excited...we can't stand that guy...so good news on the neighbor front over here:)

Shelly
At Monday, February 20, 2006 2:04:00 AM, Aric Blue

My eyes! I can't see! Oh GOD!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 4:37:00 AM, Norman

Shelly - if you miss it - just e-mail me!

Aric - Ha. That's payback for the chick pics I've had to see.

Norm!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 7:18:00 AM, Northwoods Woman

Send them to my house! I have 4 vehicles that need washing. Of course it's too cold so they will have to wear clothes, but they can warm up near the fire ;)
Email me the post too!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 9:05:00 AM, pack of 2

Norm....I am bummed. I will be at work tonight for the hour that the post is up. Please email it to me. PLEASE!!!!

Angie
At Monday, February 20, 2006 9:29:00 AM, Tammy

You suck. Leave up the post. He won't find out. And if he does: Deny. Deny. Deny. :)

Um, can I bring my car to be washed, too?
At Monday, February 20, 2006 1:31:00 PM, Anonymous

Wow,

After reading your entire blog I now believe you are the epitome of a perfect wife/mother. I think the sarcasm is evident.

I won't be surprised if you have a short marriage and your poor kids end up in counseling, while you deny it's even your fault.

You need a good "wake up call" before you cause more damage to the ones you seem to love (besides yourself)!

But instead of doing a self review you'll probably have a brilliant rebuttal and your blog followers will follow suit.

Let the hate filled comments begin!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:02:00 PM, Stewie

Dammit, Norman, aric's posts are tasteful and arty.

That picture is just trash.

I'm ashamed to be commenting here, really.
At Monday, February 20, 2006 3:55:00 PM, Norman

ROFLMAO!!

YEAH - WHAT ANGIE SAID!!

(I liked Angie's comment better than mine!)

oh - and Angie - This person is a LIAR too, because I just checked my stat counter and NO WHERE on there is where someone 'read through my entire blog'. No archive hits. So they are insane and delusional as well. Poor thing. They deserve our pity. Wait.. No they don't!!

HAHAHAHAHA!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 4:54:00 PM, Nicki

I'd post a comment in support of you, telling Anonymous to go bugger off, but frankly, I have to change my drool covered shirt.

Yummay Yummay!!
At Monday, February 20, 2006 8:08:00 PM, Tammy

Sounds like some poor, sad, lonely anon person needs a hug. Poor thing.