I am Norman

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Wonder what I wonder about?

Here's what I've been wondering about today:

When a cemetary gets full, they have to close it... right? Or buy more land to make more space. So what happens when we run out of land for cemetarys? HUH? What are we going to do then?

Just one of the things I wonder about on my way home from work. It's a long drive.

posted by Norman at 9:01 PM

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7 Comments:

At Thursday, February 16, 2006 9:05:00 PM, Dari

to run out of space or to run out of dead people, that's the question?, that's a good question and depends on your believes I guess
At Thursday, February 16, 2006 9:11:00 PM, Aric Blue

I believe when they run out of cemetary space THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH!
At Thursday, February 16, 2006 10:38:00 PM, pack of 2

maybe they recycle the caskets when the people turn to ashes...WTF...LOL!

Shelly
At Friday, February 17, 2006 7:33:00 AM, Tammy

I dunno. Cremation?
At Friday, February 17, 2006 9:55:00 AM, Nicki

I'm not part of that problem. I'm going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered. It's all you other selfish bastards that are causing that.
At Saturday, February 18, 2006 4:41:00 AM, Greg

Over here in most of Europe you rent the piece of land you are buried in,usually for 25 years if nobody pays your rent then what is left of you is dug up and disposed of and someone else gets your place. Family plots they just bury you one on top of the other. Kinda of weird that is why I bought a place in the states to be buried in.

Peace
At Saturday, February 18, 2006 10:47:00 AM, Norman

Dari - My belief? I believe sooner or later we're gonna run out of room! LOL

Aric - Like the dead person that haunts my house?! heheheheeee

Pack of 2 - ewwwww!! Recycled caskets! ewwwwww!! I hope they drain out the people juice.. ewwwww!!

Tammy - I'm scared to be cremated. What if I wasn't really dead, just zombie-like when I was put into a crematorium? OW!

Freak Magnet - I plan on being stuffed and put on display when I die....

Greg - Rented plots? That's crazy!! But I guess it's efficient if we really ARE running out of space.

I read a article one time, that there's a company that will make a DIAMOND out of you once you die. You have your funeral, then this company takes you, and burns you up. Then they take all your ashes and compress them very very tightly and do some sort of thingie to you that eventually turns you into a diamond. Then your family can wear you like jewelery. Maybe if I can get over the aspect of being cremated, this might just be the option I would choose. I would try to gain a lot of weight before I died so that I'd make a bigger mound of ashes, and therefore be a BIGASS DIAMOND!

(i think maybe I need to lay off the allergy meds - huh?)

NORMAN!