Sunday, March 04, 2007
An attempt at anger management
Wow. I'm really angry. I just read my last couple of posts. I'm taking myself off the steroids. I really don't see how they are supposed to help bronchitis. I'll just drink lots of water to help with the congestion.

In the meantime - Freak Magnet swiped a meme from this guy. Looked kinda silly, and I thought "HEY! That's right up my alley!!"

so let's DO it!

YOUR REAL NAME: Let's just keep this simple with my blog name..mmm'kay? NORMAN!

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters plus izzle): Normizzle!

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal): Purple Cat (is that like Smelly Cat?)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street): Lynn Fabulous (This actually sounds more like a PORN STAR name)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): Crinolac (that sounds like a drug for lactose intolerant people)

YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink): Blue Margarita (ok...ok - I can hang with that)

YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name + 3rd letter of your last name + any letter of your middle name + 2nd letter of your Mom's maiden name + 3rd letter of your Dad's middle name + 1st letter of a sibling's first name + last letter of your Mom's middle name): Oryagse (heh....sounds Orgasmic!!)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa's first name + Jones): Ferdnande Jones (I kinda think the old-timey French first name wipes out any attempt at anonymity attempts like Jones)

YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets): Black Fishy (so maybe I need to take a shower sometime or another if I turn Goth?)

YOUR AMERICAN IDOL NAME (fav car and sea food) Jeep Crab (eh?)

NAME OF YOUR DREAM BAND (name of computer + printer): Dell HP(Hey!! I'm in the same band as FREAK MAGNET!!)

MOVIE STAR NAME (sibling's middle name + mother-in-law's maiden name): Lynn Sealey (For those of you who have followed this blog diligently from day 1, you will notice that my sister and I sport the very same middle name. My mother said she just likes the name "Lynn". Apparently - so did everyone else in the 70's)

YOUR ALTER EGO NAME (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Spooky Cavaricci (OH GOD!! Do you remember those jeans!?)

YOUR LAWYER NAME (fav actor's last name + fav hard liquor): Connery Tequila (I don't really have a favorite actor, so I just put the name of the very last actor I saw, and that would be Sean Mr. 007 Connery)

YOUR HIP HOP NAME (fav candy + fruit): Gummy Bear Apple (That does NOT sound right)

hmm... I'm still angry. Crap. The meme didn't work. On top of that - I'm still sick, and I absolutely cannot call in sick tomorrow because I called in sick on Thursday AND Friday. I feel like my ears are about to implode. Not a very pleasant feeling, let me tell you that. On the upside, I can't hear very well because of that - so maybe when my boss gripes at me for being sick, I'll not have to hear it! Silver linings, guys... it's all about the silver linings!
posted by Norman at 9:34 PM | Permalink |


Get awesome blog templates like this one from