I am the most impatient person you'll ever know. And you're just a big tease!!! :P

*has heart attack* teasing us like that......

Oh come on, woman. We all know my slutty ass ain't got no virtue left. I WANT A POST!!! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE TO UNPACK, DEAL WITH KIDS AND A NEW JOB!!! I COME FIRST!!!

Hell, I want a post so bad, I might just sneak into your house and post something under your name. Yeah, I know I don't have to actually GO TO YOUR HOUSE to do that, but it's more fun that way.

WHATEVER could have given you the notion that ANY of your readers have virtues? None here!

Nope, none here either!! So come on...don't let life get in the way of blogging!! ;-)

Smarty pants...;)

I have a t-shirt with a buzzard roosting on a cactus limb with the caption "Patience My Ass, I'm Going To Kill Something." My motto exactly!