Friday, October 07, 2005
5 Truths and a Lie
Ever played this? I'll give you six statements about me. Five of them will be true, and one of them will be a lie. You need to try to guess the lie.. Ready?

1. Brad Pitt's stunt double asked me out once
2. I'm scared of stuffed animals
3. My real name is Stephanie
4. I type 100 wpm
5. I live next door to a murdering drug runner
6. I stuff my bra

Ok... Guess which one of those 6 statements is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way - some of you were asking how I became Norman.... You can find that post here. I'm trying to figure out how to put that link in my profile, so right now I'm currently dicking around with my template. If my page appears jacked up, please understand that I am experiencing technical difficulties (aka brainfart) and our technicians are currently working on the problem... (aka... HONEEEYYY!! I SCREWED UP MY WEB PAGE AGAAAAAIN!!)

Oh - and I received this today, thought I needed to share:

The Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her pappy so

Pappy told her, "Susie Gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half brother"

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this
He said, "There's trouble still"

"You can't marry Will, my gal
And please don't tell yo' mother
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"

But Mama knew and said "My child.
Just do what makes you happy
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy!"

posted by Norman at 7:21 PM | Permalink |


  • At Friday, October 07, 2005 8:46:00 PM, Blogger Michael

    Obviously they are ALL true. Of course since you made us use our imagination in Full Frontal Friday, I had already imagined you stuffing yourself into your bra.

    Take Care

  • At Friday, October 07, 2005 8:51:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    hehehheeeee... nope. there IS one lie in there..


  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:55:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    i think its #5

  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 8:51:00 AM, Blogger momyblogR

    Come on! Are you kidding me with this list? LOL! I'm afraid to even guess, but I do expect an answer. SOON!

  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 11:16:00 AM, Blogger me

    yeeehawww! is right...:) funny poem...reminds me of some of my relatives here in the south.

    love the name son has never called me anything different than mommy but did call my mother in law "Aaaahh" for the longest time. he also called his stuffed monkey "mama"...freaked me out (lol) since my father always called me monkey.

  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 12:12:00 PM, Blogger Michael

    I think anomymous is really the murdering drug runner and doesn't want the rest of us knowing he lives next door to Norman.

    Take Care

  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 12:16:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    ok. let me pare it down for you...

    #5 is a TRUE statement!!


  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:15:00 PM, Blogger Freak Magnet

    Hmmm.... based on the dream post, I'll say #1, because that would be a BITCH dream to wake up from.

    I'd be killing people if I woke up from that dream.

    More than your neighbor.

  • At Saturday, October 08, 2005 4:21:00 PM, Blogger Norman


    #1 is actually a TRUE statement, and therefore, it was my one brush with celebrity-ism!!

    Hey - I actually used to be a Hottie before I got married & had kids!!

    #1 is a TRUE statement



  • At Sunday, October 09, 2005 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Andi

    I'm going to say #2 is a lie.

    I think I'm right. As a matter of fact, I KNOW I'm right! Yeah...I'm absolutely certain I'm right!! Woooohoooo! I'm right! At least I think I'm right. Gosh, I hope I'm right. I'm right, right?? Oh noooo Am I right??? OH great! I'm WRONG! I know I'm wrong! Just admit it...I'm wrong! LOL

    *goes to argue with the "others" inside her*

  • At Sunday, October 09, 2005 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Norman


    Actually - #2 is a TRUE statement (I covered this topic in "So I'm a Freak", back in August!). I really am a-skeered of stuffed animals. I think I saw "Child's Play" one too many times!

    So let's recap:

    # 2 is true
    # 1 is true
    # 5 is true

    Anyone else up for playing?

  • At Sunday, October 09, 2005 8:31:00 PM, Blogger Andi

    OMG is #6 a lie??? Am I even allowed to play twice?? Well...even if I can't play twice...I just did! LOL

    6 HAS to be a lie! My psychic guide says I'm right this time. She knows everything! She even predicted that it was going to get cold this winter! She's SO smart!!! She HAS to be right!! LOL

  • At Sunday, October 09, 2005 9:26:00 PM, Blogger Livey

    My first guess was #6 nobody stuffs their bran anymore, now they make those push up padded bras for the same effect.

  • At Sunday, October 09, 2005 10:07:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    **cough cough**.

    #6 is TRUE - er .. MOSTLY

    I didn't think about people not counting the "push up" bras as stuffers anymore. My push up bras have inserts so you can push 'em up even more... Good golly Miss Molly! I shudder to think of where those things would be if I didn't push'em up!

    NOPE - #6 is not the answer!!

    norm (the push-up queen)

  • At Monday, October 10, 2005 7:44:00 AM, Blogger Michael

    Since you typed "100 wpm" that is true. That leaves only one left.

    I still say that my original answer was correct but for official guess...

    #3 Stephanie is not your real name. Is really is norman and you are a cross dresser who likes to wear thongs.

    Take Care

  • At Monday, October 10, 2005 7:55:00 AM, Blogger Norman

    TADA!! That's it!!

    My real name is not Stephanie, that's my friend's name!

    And I'm not a cross dresser usually.


  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 8:15:00 AM, Blogger Rants from a Bee

    The poem is hilarious, but a total ripoff from this song that my dad loved when he was younger. It's ska, and sung by someone from Jamaica. The song is called "Scandal in the family", it's hilarious, same concept except it's a son trying to marry a girl. I love the song!

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