I am Norman

Friday, October 07, 2005

Guys are so gross

So I've noticed that I haven't seen my son in awhile. I started searching for him, and all of a sudden I hear giggling coming from his closet. Nervously, I slide open the doors and find him standing in there, with his pants off. He's grabbed a hold of his stuff, and has pulled it up as far as it will go. His little "peeny" is trapped there, just the top part sticking up. "Look Mommy, I have a baby kangaroo in my pouch!"

"Oh My!" I exclaim, "Look at that!!"

And I gently slide the door shut and leave. Best not to make too much of an issue out of that. I find my husband and relay to him what his son is doing. He looks proud. I asked him why guys do this, and he gives me the explanation of "Well, they're fun to play with." Riiiiiiiiigght.

To distract myself from the Wild Kingdom episode playing out in my son's room, I decide to do some laundry. I'm in the process of loading the washer, when I feel a tap on my shoulder. "Look Honey! I got a GIRAFFE peeking outta my pouch!"

the fun never stops here.

norm

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posted by Norman at 9:08 PM

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10 Comments:

At Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:14:00 PM, Nicki

So, after showing you the giraffe, did your husband tell you it was a petting zoo?
At Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:17:00 PM, Anonymous

The apple doesn't fall from the tree. It's amazing that a grown man can find humor in acting like a child. Then again, I don't think that needs any further elaboration. Do you??
At Saturday, October 08, 2005 4:23:00 PM, Norman

LOL FREAK!! too clever!

Ummm. NO. He never made it that far, because I promptly LAUGHED at it, and all of a sudden, it began to resemble Ethan's "baby kangaroo"

Hi Dana - No the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Complete with the worm & everything

norman
At Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:14:00 PM, Mise en Place

To funny. I caught my little guy with his hands in his pants. He then announced "Mommy, look he's BIG"

My daughter once asked why he does that...lol!
At Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:15:00 PM, Northwoods Woman

And you didn't ask Where?
At Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:32:00 PM, Norman

Momyblogr: Mine does that too!! And then he runs around with it sticking out like a divining rod yelling looooook ouuuuuttt!! ... Oh wait - that's my husband that does that...

Livey: If I had said where - he probably would have shoved it in my face! I'M NOT GOING THERE!!!

norm
At Sunday, October 09, 2005 9:59:00 AM, Andi

LMAO omg that is too funny!!!
At Sunday, October 09, 2005 9:17:00 PM, Michael

I know I'm gross but I just couldn't resist giving you a number of hugs.

Take Care
Michael

(verification word was pppprins - how funny was that)
At Sunday, October 09, 2005 10:04:00 PM, Norman

awww!! Thanks for the hugs!!

I needed them today since my baby has decided to come up with double ear infections!

and Michael - you never answered my question about what the word verfication JMODU meant to you?!!
At Monday, October 10, 2005 6:51:00 AM, Tammy

OMG! That is so freaking funny!

I have uttered the phrase "It's not a toy, quit playing with it!!" to my son on many occasions.

Doesn't do any good. Like father, like son in my house too!