Monday, May 22, 2006
Norman Decrees
A new WalMart Rule must be created.

The need arises from the following circumstance:

Child: Mommy!! I tooted and my pants suddenly fit better!

Me: That's great hunny! I'm happy for you!! (See? I'm supportive)

Child: (talking to the large woman in front of us) You should toot so that your pants will fit better. You should toot LOTS.


Any suggestions for how the new rule shall read? 'Cause I'm still speechless. (And - I'm sure, so is the large woman)
posted by Norman at 9:09 PM | Permalink |


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