A new WalMart Rule must be created.
The need arises from the following circumstance:
Child: Mommy!! I tooted and my pants suddenly fit better!
Me: That's great hunny! I'm happy for you!! (See? I'm supportive)
Child: (talking to the large woman in front of us) You should toot so that your pants will fit better. You should toot LOTS.
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so.
Any suggestions for how the new rule shall read? 'Cause I'm still speechless. (And - I'm sure, so is the large woman)
From: Texas, United States
About me: I'm a mom of 3 children, ages 10, 7 and 4 years. Want to know why I'm Norman? CLICK HERE!
Monday, May 22, 2006
Norman Decrees
posted by Norman at 9:09 PM
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At Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:58:00 AM,
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At Tuesday, May 23, 2006 8:21:00 PM,
NormanMichael - Thanks! I'll put that on the list then. I couldn't quite figure out how to word the rule...
TBG - you should've seen it when the woman figured out what he was talking about. Now THAT was a riot!
FM - It's cool!! Sometimes I remove my own filter!!
Rants from a bee - yep! That's how you do it!! In fact, I was tempted to make my pants fit better around a certain co-worker today....
HotDudi - Thanks! i luv my kiddos... they're a hoot & a holler!
Snooze - well - if you think of one, be sure to come back and tell me!
Kids rule!
"Keep your toots to yourself"
Take Care
Michael