I am Norman

Monday, June 26, 2006

Aiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I got home today, and the minute I opened the door, I was treated to the sight of 25 lbs of cuteness running towards me. I swooped down to pick up Avery, and cuddled her close, all the while keeping up a patter of mommy-talk ... It went something like this:

"Oh!! You're so sweet and cute!! Momma just wants to squeeze you sooooo much!! I missed you today. Mommy just loves you so mu... MOTHEROFGOD OWWWWWW!!! LET GO PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE...HUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY HELP!!! SHE'S GOT MY OW OW OW OW OW HELLLLLP!! SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN HELLLLLP!!!
"Mommy!" she chirped, oblivious to my screams for help. "Nice Mommy!" yank. OWWWW
"wassup?" asked my hubby, strolling casually into the room. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET.HER.HANDS!!! SHE'S TRYING TO PULL MY EAR OFF MY HEAD!" "No she's not. She's just got your earring." "YEAH I KNOW SHE'S GOT MY EARRING NUMBNUTS!! HELP!!"

So now I got a band-aid on my ear. She didn't rip my ear, but it's not the same anymore....

posted by Norman at 8:13 PM

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11 Comments:

At Monday, June 26, 2006 8:30:00 PM, Mise en Place

OUCH! Were you sportin' the J-Lo hoops or what?
At Monday, June 26, 2006 9:20:00 PM, Dari

even so, they are still sooooooooo cute, even if they have a mother who have ne ears.loooooooooool
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:02:00 AM, Vety

Oww! My weirdest fear.....that someone would accidentally rip an earring out of my ear.....hence why I never wear earrings.....Poor Norman.
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:13:00 AM, Wide Lawns

She's just enthusiastic!
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:50:00 AM, Not-So-Naughty Voyeur

Men, they just need beatings sometimes.. don't they? :) Sorry to hear about your ear! That sounds incredibly painful. Yeaow!
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:57:00 AM, Michael

ouch...

Take Care
Michael
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:21:00 AM, Nicki

Now you can slip in one of those "O" things that give you a gigantic hole in your ear.
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 10:24:00 AM, pack of 2

OUCH!

Angie
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 11:25:00 AM, Tammy

O.U.C.H.
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:09:00 PM, Aric Blue

It's not too late. Kill it. Kill it before it grows large enough to breed and spread its evil-disguised-as-cuteness.

Yeah, my wife doesn't listen to me either. :(
At Tuesday, June 27, 2006 8:04:00 PM, Norman

Momyblogr - ewwww!!! JLo!! No, I was wearing silver BALLS!

Dari - i still have earlobes, thankyouverymuch

Rants - I just now started wearing earrings again after a 10 year hiatus of them. It is my fear now too!!

Wide Lawns - yeah!! I still love her!

Naughty Voyeur - shhhh!! don't tell my husband that, he'll ask for a spanking

Michael - yes. i agree. ouch

Freak Magnet - I know I can always depend on you to look at the positive side of things!! Thanks!

Angie & Tammy - yes... as per Avery "Mommy got boo-boo? Mommy no cry no more...!! Hug Mommy!"

Aric - NO!!! I'm with your wife on that one bub!!