I caught tonight's episode of Dancing with the Stars. Anybody out there watch it? I don't get a whole lot of time to watch live TV, but I saw it while "Mario" from Saved by the Bell was doing the Paso Doble with this professional dancer "Karina"

Oh...My...God..... I didn't really think ol' Mario was so hot back in his heyday(?) of Saved by the Bell, but DAMN!! I really got off to watching him! He's really cute!! And then I started staring at his dimples. My husband was watching as well, but he was watching the chick shake her ass. I don't blame him. Her body was RIPPED! I'm so jealous of people who's bodies look like that! But my point is this: I don't have one. We were just body watching.

So anyway, after the dance, the contestants were standing in front of the judge waiting for their critiques, and then it started. I became very very annoyed with the way Mario was standing there. Kinda like he knew he was a hottie and just wanted to prove it. It was the way he was holding his head or something, but it struck me as very .... contrived. (Yeah- that's my word of the day). So of course, I started making fun of him. My husband pointed out his dimples at about the same time I was noticing them. Are those real?? Is that a physical reality to have dimples like that? I found myself just staring at them wondering how they could be. It actually looks like someone took a needle and thread and sewed them in there. Do they have cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood that will do this?? Cause they can't be real. My hubs and I think they're fake. Then we started slamming on the girl. Now - she's VERY VERY talented, and she's got an AWESOME body, so I'm hoping maybe I just caught her on a bad night or maybe it was just that she was so very sweaty or...or.. I dunno. But my husband was the first to make THIS comparison:





This is Karina. See? She's pretty... now imagine her kinda sweaty with her hair all messed up from flying around the stage.


Then... take a look at the next picture:



Do you see it?? Does she or does she not look like Boy George!!??

My husband spent the rest of the program trying to figure out if poor Karina is actually a man. He really really thinks that she just might have been a DUDE before she was this really hot-bodied chica.

Which is really too bad, because if he makes up his mind that SHE is actually a HE, then I'll probably be *FORBIDDEN* to watch Dancing with the Stars ev-AR again!! ... or if I watch it, he'll probably punish me with Food Loaf.