I had a hard time figuring out who should go up against Wayne Newton. I was thinking about having Ferris Bueller and asking "Who sang it better?", but then that's kinda tame ... and -- predictable.
I don't like being predictable. So, I give you:


OR....
Wayne Newton or THE NAKED COWBOY!!
Who would YOU rather see perform???
I voted for wayne 'cause.. well.. he's wayne newton!
Plus I'm not form NY so I don't see the sheer awesomeness of the naked cowboy, lol