Purty, ain't it?

While I was wasting the day away in Jury Duty, I was plugged in listening to my favorite tunes, and even got to watch a movie. Good times. For jury duty that is. By the way...I got picked for jury duty. Which is fun. Except if you're the juror in traffic court. Which I was.

And let me tell you something else. If you ever get a traffic ticket in Texas, fight it in court with a jury. Wanna know why? Cause it's EASY to get out of it. A defendant does not have to provide proof that he is innocent. The state has to prove without reasonable doubt that the defendant was speeding. The defendant just has to stand there and say: "I didn't do it". We were all set to say "not guily" until the dimwit said this: "I was going over 60mph, but I know I wasn't doing 87mph". DOH!!! The guy should have read the charge better. We had to find that he wasn't speeding, they didn't list the exact miles that he was doing over the speed limit. Poor slob. So remember that.....denial denial denial.

But now listen. I have an ipod now. Ever since I have been doing this blog, I've seen people doing something called a "shuffle meme", which was kinda intriguing for me, but alas - I could never participate because I don't own an ipod. But now I do!!!! The way you do it, is you set your iPod to "shuffle playlist" and answer the questions below by hitting next song on your 'pod. The name of the song that pops up is the answer to the question. And you can't cheat if you don't like the song that comes up, you have to put the first one on there. Even if you HATE it. Sooooooo........Here's my shuffle meme, read !!!

How does the world see me?

We like to Party! - By the Vengaboys....

**Allright, so this is starting to pan out kinda weird for me. I'm sure a lot of you see me as a wild/crazy kinda chicka, really. although.....we just had some friends over for drinks......But Look!! Some of my husband's favorite songs are on my new 'pod. When I uploaded my playlist to it, some of my hubby's songs & Ashy's playlists morphed over onto mine. I have no control over the shuffle feature. Just a disclaimer for any future *weird* songs that might pop up. By the way... the Vengaboys is the Six Flags Theme Song with that weird bald guy doin' that hokey dance outside the bus...ya know it?

Will I have a happy life?

I'm too Sexy - Right Said Fred.

Urrrrm...... I think this was the song for the NEXT question (ya right!!!)

What do my friends really think of me?

Six Feet from the Edge - Creed.

Sooooooo....does this mean my friends think I'm "edgy"? Or suicidal?? WHAT??! omigod!! This meme will make me paranoid. You reckon it's true?

Do people secretly lust after me?

Are you gonna go my way - Lenny Kravitz.

Dude! I'm slutty!!!

How can I make myself happy?

How to save a life - The Fray.

Well. This one I can actually say is true. Because I love to help people. It truly does make me happy to be able to provide a solution to a problem that a friend is finding unsolveable. I only hope that a problem is never reached by any of my friends that I can't help with like the guy in this song is singing about.

Also - I was seriously hoping "I touch myself" by the DiVinyls did NOT shuffle thru on this question.

What should I do with my life?

Like a Prayer - Madonna

Heh. I guess I'm living my life on a wing & a prayer here?

Will I ever have children?

Guess that's why they call it the Blues - Elton John

Allright! Now this question was kind of a throwaway for me...we already KNOW I have kids. But this is funny. In my own little warped sense of humor funny to me only kind of way.

What is some good advice for me?

Days Go By - Dirty Vegas

See? This is another one of those songs off my husband's playlist. This is the theme song from one of those CAR commercials. He liked it, found it and downloaded it. Go find it. Play it. You'll recognize it - and probably buy a new car too....

How will I be remembered?

Tears in Heaven. - Eric Clapton

so this is kinda freaky. Also kind of offensive. Why would Heaven cry if I showed up? maaaan....

What is my signature dance song?

Cleanin' Out my Closet - Eminem

and the really funny thing here? Right now - you guys are tryin' your DAMNDEST to figure out my song style. From Eric Clapton to Eminem.....

What do I think my current theme song is?

Stay - Lisa Loeb

Yes!!! The dog order song!!!

What song will play at my funeral?

Just like a Pill - Pink

Well, now we all know my cause of death will be an overdose. Awesome. But for real -- I do know that I would love Green Day's "Time of your Life" played at my funeral. I don't care if I'm 80...I still love that song. And it really means everything I think in it. On to the next corny question!

What type of men do I like?

Walking on the Moon - Cas Haley

Apparently, I was supposed to marry Neil Armstrong. OH!!! Ashton saw a guy riding a bike on the highway.. She thought it was Neil Armstrong. (BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAH)

What is my day going to be like?

She's always a woman to me - Billy Joel

AHHHHH!!! So good to know I won't sporadically grow a penis today!! I'll sleep well tonight...