Things have calmed down here in suburbia between my neighbors and I....especially the next door neighbor. He is talking to me again, and neither of us mention smoking/pissing around each other.

So good ol' Norman manages to stick her foot in her mouth again. I think he's mad at me again. It was really an accident. Really. Here's the skinny...

I'm at WalMart....doing the grocery thing, when I run into him at the store. "Hi!" says he. "Hi!!", I reply, "What are you doing here?"

Sounds innocent, right?

Except.......

We're in the toilet paper aisle.

oops