I am Norman

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My brain. It's melted.

My brain has melted. I can feel it squishing around in my head. I just BOMBED an algebra test. Stupid algebra. Stupid me for not understanding algebra.

Now because of algebra I have absolutely nothing to blog about. I couldn't pull a post out of my butt right now since my brain is so melted. Pisses.me.off. Royally.

I really like blogging though - so I thought, let's play a game. (Cause this is all my melted brain can come up with. Pitiful - huh?)

OK!

I'm going to give you a quote from a movie - you name the movie.

Here's an example

"Son, you got a panty on yore head"

Obviously - that's from "Raising Arizona" One of my all time favorite movies.

Ready? Let's so who can guess....
this:

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

First person to guess that correctly gets to do the next quote!

***edited to add - ***

Type your quote in the comments!

By the way - see my little Frappr square in my sidebar? Please click on it and tell me where you are... lurkers too!! I feel like the biggest nerd in blogger land right now since I have no friends that are clicking on it. (and - yes - I may be the biggest nerd, but I don't have to be a LONELY nerd, now do I? Be nice & make me look like I have blogger friends!!)

posted by Norman at 7:51 PM

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18 Comments:

At Tuesday, January 31, 2006 9:15:00 PM, Unknown

office space?
At Tuesday, January 31, 2006 9:17:00 PM, Norman

Doh!!

I just happened to be online, and like - 16 seconds later, I'll say KEEEEEE-RECT!

Now go dig up a quote, and post it in the comments for someone else to guess.
At Tuesday, January 31, 2006 9:47:00 PM, Mrs. H

I'm mostly a lurker, but have commented a few times. I added myself to your map though. Have a great night.
At Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:40:00 PM, pack of 2

LOL...Sorry, we have never noticed that before. OK, we are on the map now;)

Shangie
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:06:00 AM, RVVagabond

I almost flunked algebra one semester in the 8th grade, but then we got to logarithms which I aced. Whew, saved the day.
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:10:00 AM, Greg the Surly

I'll do the map thing, but if the men in white coats come to visit me, I'm not gonna answer the door.
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:46:00 AM, Tammy

I'm glad someone got it, cuz I had no idea.

Algebra sucks. I could always figure out how to do the problem, my math was always wrong. I hate math.
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:00:00 AM, Unknown

Okay, here goes...

"Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood?!! Now one of us is going to get shot!"
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:31:00 AM, Anonymous

Too bad I didn't read your blog last night. I would have won. I love that movie. But I am terrible at thinking up quotes so I am glad I did not win.
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:46:00 AM, Cacti to Cornfields

YESSSSSSssss - the quote is DEFINITELY from Office Space. Definitely. Sorry about the braindeadedness. Don't ask me how many times I took "Math 101" over while in college. Patooey!!!! Social workers and math don't mix well at all (or at least, that's how my lab results have returned a number of times....)
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 12:21:00 PM, Unknown

Math sucks all around. $#@% Algebra.

Believe me you are noit the onlyone that stinks at it. Good luck next time!
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:28:00 PM, Norman

Diego:

"Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood?!! Now one of us is going to get shot!"

Holy crap! I have no idea?

Is that from "Nothing to lose?"
At Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:32:00 PM, rebecca marie

hey annonymous... i really like your poems.
At Thursday, February 02, 2006 6:36:00 AM, RVVagabond

Ever notice how anonymous commenters either can't spell or use the English language correctly? Referring to the your/you're error. Probably can't differentiate between lose/loose either.
At Thursday, February 02, 2006 9:18:00 AM, Lesley

Anonymous commenters are bad. I'd be sooooo tempted to publish anonymous' IP address for the whole world to see.

But then, that may be because I'm evil. Eeeee-vill like the fru-its of the de-villllll...
At Thursday, February 02, 2006 2:12:00 PM, Unknown

swingers
At Thursday, February 02, 2006 2:31:00 PM, Unknown

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At Thursday, February 02, 2006 2:33:00 PM, Unknown

noh-man! NOHHHHHMANNNN! Come in the room!!!!

i think I remember that famous quatrain that Anonymous is trying to post, Anon must have ping timed out or suddenly inhaled piece of lint down their airway and been throtted by tiny particles of laundry poo.

here's the full poem:

This blog is dumb and your stupid and ugly,
my momma always told me so damn smugly.

But momma your wrong, I can be strong,
like big Chuck D in the Public Enemy song.

Momma YOUR dumb and YOUR ugly and stupid,
still mad ‘cause you can't undo what you do did!