You may or may not know this, but I have ugly, jacked-up feet. My left foot big toe has an ingrown toenail. I've been trying to soak my feet and pamper them, but my nail is still ingrown, and my feet are still jacked-up.
So tonight - after feeling my ingrown toenail trying to push up out of the top of my toe (seriously guys... there's a piece of my toenail growing through my toe!) I decided to take matters into my own hands.
I will have you know that I DUG OUT my toenail and stopped it from growing out of my toe. It was quite the experience to do this minor surgery but it's DONE!
So now I'm going to go find an area where no one else is around and scream my freaking head off from the pain. Then I'm going to quietly limp back to the house and slather cream all over my feet and go to bed. Maybe it won't be so sore in the morning.
Just thought you'd like to know!!
From: Texas, United States
About me: I'm a mom of 3 children, ages 10, 7 and 4 years. Want to know why I'm Norman? CLICK HERE!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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posted by Norman at 9:06 PM
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At Thursday, March 30, 2006 9:33:00 AM,
Spicy Crackeroh norm that much suck...
I remember growing up my poor father had a horible curly toe nail that was ingrown due to his combat boots he wore for 22 years. Finally one day he dropped a 12 lb weight on that very big toe broke the toe and the nail came off but when it grew back it was finally normal..... well anyway sorry about your toe. -
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:40:00 PM,
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Hey Norman,
Sorry about the toe, that sucks, indeed.
I just thought I'd let you know that I followed your lead, and tried drunk bloggin tonight..but alls I could get was a text file of random, drunken thoughts, and some 'net tests.
ah well....maybe next vacation?*LOL*
P.S.
if you don't get this comment, it's cuz my verify thingie {word?letters?} is all mucked up. And it's dark in here. And my keyboard is all askew..yeah...that's the reason!! ;)