I am Norman

Friday, July 21, 2006

I'm ignoring the symptoms

What symptoms? These:

extreme fatigue
excessive pee-pee breaks
heartburn
slight nausea

AND I'M IGNORING THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE ALL POPPING UP AT THE SAME TIME LIKE THIS. Wanna know why?

Cause remember this?

So you see, it can't be anything except an exotic illness. (can't be can't be can't be)

Now - judging off those symptoms listed above. What is ailing me? Anybody wanna hazard a guess?

posted by Norman at 4:02 PM

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10 Comments:

At Friday, July 21, 2006 8:17:00 PM, Nicki

Is it like the rating "PG"?

You're such a whore. A dirty, dirty whore.

;-p
At Friday, July 21, 2006 9:26:00 PM, Kim

norman - how long has this been going on??? Girl, you know what is ailing you just go confirm it!!! You know those things aren't 100%!
At Friday, July 21, 2006 9:31:00 PM, Anonymous

Time to put the pee pee on the stick stick.
At Friday, July 21, 2006 10:01:00 PM, Norman

Kim - I've been really really tired for the past week & a half. The pee trips started today. The heartburn started with the tiredness.

You know - it COULD be because I got a papercut. Not just any paper cut, but a big ol' mongasita paper cut right up under my nail. That sucker bled & bled & bled. I'll bet THAT'S what the problem is...

Anon - ROFLMAO!!! I hate the stick stick. I always hit my finger finger. So, I'll just blame it on my papercut.
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 3:52:00 AM, Anonymous

This is gross, but if your wee wee is smelly, could be diabetes. Those symptoms can be related to excessively high blood sugar. Now I'm not saying you should sniff the bowl or anything. Just a thought.
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:48:00 AM, Cacti to Cornfields

NORMAN IS PREGNANT, NORMAN IS PREGNANT, naaah naaah naaah naaah naaah naaahhhhhhhh!
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:02:00 AM, Norman

Anon - hmmm. Scary thought. I did get gestational diabetes during my last pregnancy, and they told me to be watchful for real diabetic symptoms from now on... huh. Well - thankfully, I have a glucometer here, so I can monitor myself!! Thanks for the heads up!

Cacti - NO I'M NOT!!!!! NO I'M NOT!!!! BLAAH BLAAAH BLAAAH BLAAAAH!!!!!! Didn't you read Anon??? I'm probably diabetic and I'm gonna die. then you're gonna be sorry that you made fun of me!!!
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:03:00 AM, Nicki

Norm, I'll tell you what all the doctors tell me whenever I have something ailing me - it's stress.

But if you ARE pregnant, can I be there for the birth? I want be there for you, I want to hold your hand.
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:30:00 AM, Norman

FM - Stress? I don't have any stress right now (aside from the fact that I work full time, go to college part time, volunteer for our community in my spare time, and try to still keep my house clean). But I'm not stressed!!

And I'm not pregnant, but if you want to come here and witness a so-called fantasy birth from my fantasy pregnancy.... you'll have to be the one that catches the afterbirth. You know - in some countries, it's mandatory for the stalker to EAT IT.
At Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:00:00 AM, overactive-imagination

ewwww, okay, so I don't want to be present for the birth but you gotta tell us if you ar really pregnant or NOT!! Sounds like you are my dear.
Dawn