Monday, July 24, 2006

It's my nude picture!! Sorry I didn't go full monty. Maybe when I turn 40 I'll really go the distance! You know what? My hubby checked out my picture before I posted it, and he seems to think it's not *entirely* truthful. According to him, I made myself too skinny and my boobs too big. But it's MY self-portrait, and damn it -- I'll do it like I wanna!

It's my birthday guys!! I'm trying to be happy about it because I'm now officially closer to 40 than 30. ***chokes back a sob**

What? What are you bitching about? I never said I was posting a nude PHOTO. I said a nude PICTURE. THAT is a nude PICTURE.

posted by Norman at 4:28 AM | Permalink |


  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:04:00 AM, Blogger Wide Lawns Subservient Worker

    Happy Birthday Norman!!! I hope that this is the best year of your life so far and that you have all sorts of wonderful adventures, no rotovirus experiences, no ghostly thefts or horror stories (although i love the ghost stories) and that all your birthday wishes come true!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:05:00 AM, Anonymous Cindy

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear Normannnnnnn
    Happy Birthday to you!!


    Hope its a great one!

    ps sorry at my sucky singing :D

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:37:00 AM, Anonymous Melanie aka: Mom, Librarian, Miss Melanie the Storyteller, wife and dog lover


    Dont worry I am 38 and still feel 17. Do you still have those moments when you want to do something and then realize you really shouldnt because "YOUR THE MOM!" Like I am the adult, the one that says dont jump on the bed rather then the one jumping on the bed....sigh...ok I guess 38 does suck. Good thing your not there yet : )

    Have a great day!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:43:00 AM, Blogger Calamity H. Jane

    Happy Birthday,Bombshell!

    I hope you are smiling so much it hurts!

    Eat lots of cake.


  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 8:34:00 AM, Blogger overactive-imagination

    Happy Birthday Norman!!

    Love your nudie pic, that's a keeper.

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 8:46:00 AM, Blogger Michael

    Happy Birthday Norman

    You are a cutie.

    Take Care

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 9:02:00 AM, Blogger pack of 2

    Happy Birthday Norm!

    Hope you got the day off of work and get to do something fun.


    p.s. nice rack! ;)

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 9:09:00 AM, Blogger The Complimenting Commenter

    That is a great birthday picture. Very and creative for your birthday. I hope that you have a wonderful day and week. Happy birthday!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 10:33:00 AM, Anonymous Aunt Tiffie

    Happy Birthday Norman!!!! My birthday's on Monday!!! Your picture is very sexy!!!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 12:02:00 PM, Blogger Rants from a Bee

    Happy Birthday Norman!!!

    May this year bring you less ghost posts and more moolah, and a new home and lots and lots of love and happiness and health!!! You rock!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 12:47:00 PM, Blogger Kim

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORMAN!!! Love the pic, I would make myself skinnier and my boobs bigger too. Plus, you can do whatever you's your birthday!!!!

    Have a good one!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 1:23:00 PM, Blogger Ace

    Happy birfay!

    May you have moodles of munkees!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 1:56:00 PM, Blogger karen!

    Oh, Happy Day to you!
    This is my first visit to your site. I like it. I think I will be back again. Mind if I blogroll you? It won't hurt a bit.
    Don't you love when you can have an adult only meal out? Me too!

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 3:26:00 PM, Blogger Shelli

    Happy birthday! We July 24ers rock! Leos, baby! Lionesses. Here us roar!

    Happy, happy birthday! Thanks for coming by my blog.

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 5:06:00 PM, Blogger Spicy Cracker

    Hey hey I'm in Florida and this is the first time I've been on in a week... happy birthday chicka.

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 5:37:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Wide Lawns - Thanks!! That's such a nice wish!! Where were you last year when I posted it was my birthday and no one said anything?!! (hehehe, it was like, my second post ever)

    Cindy - you have a LOVELY singing voice!! Thanks!

    Melanie (& all those names!!), Hi!! Thanks for coming! I always realize that "I'm the mom" but it really hasn't stopped me so far from acting juvenile!! LOL

    Calamity - I am!!! I'm smiling cause you guys saw through my subtle hints about it being my birthday and remembered!!

    Dawn - My hubs is still saying it's not accurate.... booooo on him!!

    Michael - Thanks Buddy!!!

    Angie - You think so?? You think my rack is nice???!!! THANKS!!! My hubby ALSO said that they didn't reflect the actual droopiness... he's so mean!

    Complimenter - Thanks!!! And thanks for the birthday mention on your site!! I really do like going there and drive-by blogging birthday wishes to new people!!

    Aunt Tiffie - This Monday?? Or next Monday!!!??? Us LEO'S rock!!!

    Rants - Thank you!! Especially the wish for more moolah!! Oh - the love & happiness is beans too, but MOOLAH!!!! OOOO - YAH!!

    Kim - Yeah!! It's MY birthday and if I want to give myself ya-ya's like Pamela Anderson I'll damn well do it!!! POWER TO THE PEN!!!

    Ace - YAAY!!! MUNKEE LOVIN'!!!!!!!

    Karen! - Yeah! Come back! I love new people, it's great fun to shock them every now and then!! Heck no I don't mind if you blogroll me!! git 'er dun!!

    Shelli - Yes. Leo's rule the world. Really!!! Happy birthday 2 u 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Spicy - Yay!!! Everyone, I want ya'll to know that Spicy is one of my very first blog friends.... Actually - Cindy and Freak Magnet are too!! You guys are all SPESHUL TO ME!!


  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 5:43:00 PM, Blogger Freak Magnet

    Happy Birthday, you sexy thang.

    That pic of you makes me want to lick you up one side of your face and down the other.

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:32:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    happy bday sister!

    Hope you have a great day.

    LOL @ freak magnet!


  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 6:40:00 PM, Blogger Cacti to Cornfields

    happy, happy, normie norm! the ghost told me she's giving you a break on your special day!

    just don't eat too much cake... and drive! buttercream and driving don't mix! :-)

  • At Monday, July 24, 2006 9:18:00 PM, Blogger Dari

    oh my god, I nearly missed wishing you a happy birthday, may the goodies of a thousand camels be brought to you on your birthday and by the way that picture of you is really shocking.

    Happy birthday

  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:13:00 AM, Anonymous AFC 30 something

    Haaaa - you beat me by a year! I got so much grief for being 35 a couple of weeks ago :-0

    Anyway, happy birthday Norman.


    Disappointed from London.

    (I was looking forward to seeing what you looked like...)

  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:48:00 AM, Blogger HotDudi

    Sorry I'm late!

    Happy belated birthday! :-)

    Loved the self portrait...!

  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 6:59:00 AM, Blogger hckytwnfan

    delurking to say HAPPY BITHDAY NORMAN!

  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:10:00 AM, Blogger Tammy


  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:28:00 AM, Anonymous cassie-b

    Have a Happy Birthday. And a happy year to follow.

  • At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:55:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    FM - well, hell... what's holding you back? You keep saying you're outside my window peeking in...stalker bitch...

    Shelly - Thanks!!! I did!! And I laugh at Freak Magnet too!!

    Cacti - I had a turtle ice cream cake from the Marble Slab Creamery!!! No buttercream for me!!

    Dari - Yeah - you nearly missed my bday !!! I would have been devastated!!!!

    AFC - nah. Don't be disappointed. I did ya'll a FAVOR by not posting a true nudie shot of me. I've got pictures of me throughout this blog... you just gotta dig. (btw - I think it's funny how you adjust your name to fit the comment!! )

    HotDudi - it's ok. You only ruined my day just a little by not saying it yesterday.... J/K!!! Thanks!!

    Hckytwnfan - Hi!! You've been lurking for a looooong time!! (Are you who I think you are!?)

    Tammy - THANK YOU!!!!

    CassieB - Thanks!!!

  • At Wednesday, July 26, 2006 8:59:00 PM, Blogger Livey

    Sorry I'm late, Happy Birthday Honey! Love ya!

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