I am Norman

Friday, October 27, 2006

I did the Macarena with a squirrel because that's how I roll.

Yep. That's me. Dancing the Macarena with a rodent.

Wanna know what you do?

Check out the lists below. Find your birth month, and use the first part of the sentence there. Then go to your birth date (2nd list) and find the middle part of the sentence, then do the third list (color of your shirt) to find out the ending.

Post your sentence in the comments - cuz I wanna see what you end up with!

Doin' the Macarena now!!

Pick the month you were born:

January ----- I kicked
February ------ I loved
March ------ I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
May ------ I choked on
June ----- I murdered
July -----I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ------ I danced with
October ------ I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 ----- a birdbath
2 ----- a monster
3 ----- a phone
4 ----- a fork
5 ----- a Mexican
6 ----- a gangster
7 ----- my cell phone
8 ----- my dog
9 ----- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ----- my neighbor
11 ----- my science teacher
12 ----- a banana
13 ----- a fireman
14 ----- a stuffed animal
15 ----- a goat
16 ----- a pickle
17 ----- your mom
18 ----- a spoon
19 ----- myself
20 ----- a baseball bat
21 ----- a ninja
22 ----- Chuck Norris
23 ----- a noodle
24 ----- a squirrel
25 ----- a football player
26 ----- my sister
27 ----- my brother
28 ----- an ipod
29 ----- a permanent marker
30 ----- a llama
31 ----- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White ----- because I'm cool like that.
Black ----- because that's how I roll.
Pink ----- because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red ------ because the voices told me to.
Blue ----- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ----- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ----- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I smoked crack.
Other ----- because I'm a ninja.
None ------ because I can't control myself.

I wanna see your sentences!!! So there!

posted by Norman at 4:31 PM

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23 Comments:

At Friday, October 27, 2006 5:40:00 PM, Anonymous

I loved a mexican because I hate myself.
At Friday, October 27, 2006 5:44:00 PM, Anonymous

I choked on a Mexican because I can't control myself.
At Friday, October 27, 2006 6:10:00 PM, Bunny

I dry humped a Mexican because the voices told me to.
At Friday, October 27, 2006 7:13:00 PM, Norman

LOL... what's up with all you guys being born on the 5th??!!!
At Friday, October 27, 2006 7:15:00 PM, The Meganekko

5 just must be your lucky number,

I kicked a noodle 'cause I'm cool like that.
At Friday, October 27, 2006 7:17:00 PM, Anonymous

I have on a white sweatshirt and a green vest so my sentence could be either of:

I danced with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that.

OR

I danced with my best friend's boyfriend because I hate myself.

Hmm. Pick one of the above?

Sandra
At Friday, October 27, 2006 9:12:00 PM, Kim

I had lunch with a permanent marker because someone paid me 1,000,000 dollars.

HAH! Can I just say if someone paid me 1,000 dollars right now I'd have lunch with a permanent marker!
At Friday, October 27, 2006 10:16:00 PM, Anonymous

Well... I yelled at a baseball bat, because I`m sexy and do what i want!!

Understand, Rubberband?

Added the last for fun,
Kit
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:52:00 AM, Anonymous

I dry humped myself because that's how I roll.
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 4:45:00 AM, RVVagabond

I ran over a ninja because I can't help myself. Not dressed yet and my robe is rainbow hued--too many choices!

Love the new blog page!
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 7:10:00 AM, Teri

I kicked a permanent marker because I'm cool like that!

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new look!
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 7:47:00 AM, Anonymous

I loved a Mexican because thats how I roll!
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 8:13:00 AM, pack of 2

I murdered my brother because I'm cool like that. HA!

Angie
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 10:41:00 AM, Dari

I kicked a birdbath because I can't control myself.

I just love your new look Norma....It is coool
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 11:19:00 AM, Anonymous

Here's mine...I ran over a fireman because...(pink, white, blue, and green jammas) I'm not a homosexual.
Too many choices.
You should have warned me to change my shirt first!!
I also like the new blog!!
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:30:00 PM, Anonymous

I sang to a baseball bat because that's how I roll.
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 1:18:00 PM, Anonymous

I murdered a ninja because I was drunk.
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 3:23:00 PM, overactive-imagination

I ran over a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I can do what I want.

haha...too funny. I love these.
Dawn
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 8:48:00 PM, Anonymous

I loved a stuffed animal because the voices told me to.
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 9:19:00 PM, Michelle

I murdered Chuck Norris because I'm NOT a homosexual!

(And apparently he said I was.)
At Monday, October 30, 2006 10:52:00 AM, Wide Lawns

Ummm. I beg to differ. I did NOT yell at my neighbor. That is for my employers to do. Not me.

Hey, nice new look. I was a little startled.
At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:39:00 PM, Anonymous

I sang to a fork because I am NOT a homosexual.
At Saturday, December 09, 2006 6:08:00 PM, Northwoods Woman

I yelled at a baseball bat cuz I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oh and I see that kitten and I not only share a birthday we had on the same color shirt.

That's spooky.