Friday, October 27, 2006
I did the Macarena with a squirrel because that's how I roll.
Yep. That's me. Dancing the Macarena with a rodent.

Wanna know what you do?

Check out the lists below. Find your birth month, and use the first part of the sentence there. Then go to your birth date (2nd list) and find the middle part of the sentence, then do the third list (color of your shirt) to find out the ending.

Post your sentence in the comments - cuz I wanna see what you end up with!

Doin' the Macarena now!!

Pick the month you were born:

January ----- I kicked
February ------ I loved
March ------ I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
May ------ I choked on
June ----- I murdered
July -----I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ------ I danced with
October ------ I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 ----- a birdbath
2 ----- a monster
3 ----- a phone
4 ----- a fork
5 ----- a Mexican
6 ----- a gangster
7 ----- my cell phone
8 ----- my dog
9 ----- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ----- my neighbor
11 ----- my science teacher
12 ----- a banana
13 ----- a fireman
14 ----- a stuffed animal
15 ----- a goat
16 ----- a pickle
17 ----- your mom
18 ----- a spoon
19 ----- myself
20 ----- a baseball bat
21 ----- a ninja
22 ----- Chuck Norris
23 ----- a noodle
24 ----- a squirrel
25 ----- a football player
26 ----- my sister
27 ----- my brother
28 ----- an ipod
29 ----- a permanent marker
30 ----- a llama
31 ----- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White ----- because I'm cool like that.
Black ----- because that's how I roll.
Pink ----- because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red ------ because the voices told me to.
Blue ----- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ----- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ----- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I smoked crack.
Other ----- because I'm a ninja.
None ------ because I can't control myself.


I wanna see your sentences!!! So there!
 
posted by Norman at 4:31 PM | Permalink |


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