An e-mail I got last night:
When girls drink beer:
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purses are.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. We suddenly decide that we want to kick someone's ass.. and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the Goddess we were just 4 hours ago.
5. We start crying suddenly and telling everyone that we see that we love them soooooo much!
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "OH MY GOD! I TOTALLY LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking... and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe chetaed us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
Ok - I've identified a few beliefs that I've previously held up there.... how about ya'll?!!
(Norman -----> Currently drinking a 32 oz Raspberries & Cream Daquiri with an extra floater)
From: Texas, United States
About me: I'm a mom of 3 children, ages 10, 7 and 4 years. Want to know why I'm Norman? CLICK HERE!
Saturday, April 29, 2006
When Girls Drink Beer
posted by Norman at 12:39 PM
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13 Comments:
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At Saturday, April 29, 2006 8:01:00 PM,
Wendy aka Cheekyfirst of all - I have definately identified with some of those!
Secondly, as soon as I get to Mall of America and try the Bare essentials I will give you the scoop - I am afraid to order online because I am not sure of the color I need - why waste $$ if you don't have too - I hope to get there in the next week or two - I will definately let you know how it goes! -
At Saturday, April 29, 2006 8:14:00 PM,
NormanWide Lawns - I got a big ass bucket of Frozen Margaritas in my freezer!! Come on over!
Freak - Don't forget - you have the Magical Secret Recipe for the Amazing Alberto Make Me Cream....
Cheeky - THANKS!! I've been watching that stuff on TV, and they DO make it look verreee tempting to try - but I do think it costs big bucks.. However - those women's skin looks awesome after they use it - no? -
At Monday, May 01, 2006 8:01:00 PM,
NormanDari - see? That's reason #43 of why you should come visit the states!
Tammy - No. It's not sad. It means you've lived a fulfilling life, much like me!
Pack of 2 - Oh my... yes! I did overlook that one. It DOES belong on that list!
Wide Lawns - How could i NOT link to you??
Patti Cake - Yes - Shelly does provide for some side-splitting moments, eh?? And the daquiri was scrumptious!!
Momyblogr - What? No corresponding "I've done that!" comment?? You're holding back chicky!!
No Patience - How did I find out so much about you? Easy - I'm a cybersnooper.. LOL
I definitely need a drink. Let me go make on right now!