Saturday, April 29, 2006
When Girls Drink Beer
An e-mail I got last night:

When girls drink beer:

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purses are.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.

3. We suddenly decide that we want to kick someone's ass.. and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the Goddess we were just 4 hours ago.

5. We start crying suddenly and telling everyone that we see that we love them soooooo much!

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "OH MY GOD! I TOTALLY LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking... and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe chetaed us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

Ok - I've identified a few beliefs that I've previously held up there.... how about ya'll?!!

(Norman -----> Currently drinking a 32 oz Raspberries & Cream Daquiri with an extra floater)
posted by Norman at 12:39 PM | Permalink |


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