Friday, July 28, 2006
Weekend Poll!
New feature!!

You see.... weekends at Norman's blog typically suck. So I've decided to save the really good stuff that happens for during the week, and post a poll instead. This way - it's just a matter of a simple click. See - I know you guys READ the posts, but for some reason - weekends are just SLLOOOOOW on comments. I adore comments since to me, it seems to be a way of carrying on a conversation. When I get no comments, I feel like I'm just talking to empty air. With this new poll feature, you guys can just *click* and be on your way, and I don't feel so lonely.

This weeks poll:

Who would you rather be locked in a room with?

Now, you gotta pick one or the other. Have fun!

posted by Norman at 4:35 PM | Permalink |


  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 5:11:00 PM, Blogger Norman



    This has just NOT been my freaking day.

    so... bah- maybe the damn poll will show up, maybe not. fuck it.

    you can still ANSWER your choice. but that DOES mean you have to comment. bummer


  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 5:44:00 PM, Blogger Norman


    After 15 bazillion refreshes (sorry to you bloglet subscribers... i try not to constantly refresh) I got the poll working!!

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 5:47:00 PM, Blogger Nancy

    The mind boggles. I think that time spent with either would drive me mad, or to murder...or perhaps suicide.

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 6:22:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    I agree with Nancy!


  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 6:27:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Nancy & Angie - you guys are TOTALLY BREAKING THE RULES!! you MUST pick one or the other!!!

    I said so!!

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 6:27:00 PM, Blogger overactive-imagination

    Nope sorry, not working with me (haha). I refuse to pick either one of those pricks......or is it prick either one of those picks.
    Either way...not biting.

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 8:03:00 PM, Blogger TBG

    I voted!

    Ha too funny!

    I agree about the comments being light on the weekend I read and dont comment totally guilty of it!

    But I love comments so you would think I would leave them!

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 9:32:00 PM, Blogger Ace

    I picked Richard Simmons.

    I need to lose weight.

  • At Friday, July 28, 2006 10:21:00 PM, Blogger pack of 2

    I picked Richard S.

    It was a hard choice though...UGH...I don't know if it was the right choice...damn...that was a hard one.

    We also don't get much weekend commenting.


  • At Saturday, July 29, 2006 8:57:00 AM, Anonymous Aunt Tiffie

    Is there a 3rd choice?

  • At Saturday, July 29, 2006 8:59:00 AM, Blogger Freak Magnet

    I'm with Ace. I picked Richard Simmons as well. Or rather, my fat ass did.

  • At Saturday, July 29, 2006 11:22:00 PM, Blogger Czarina

    Norman, do I have to pick? Can I just be alone? Little Richard freaks me out, and Simons, I have no idea what he does to me. I guess I'll go and vote for him. If nothing else, I'll lose weight if I jump around with him!

  • At Sunday, July 30, 2006 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Kim

    My thinking is that if you are in there with Richard Simmons you might at least be fit.....If you are fit then you could beat the shit out of him! :-)

  • At Sunday, July 30, 2006 1:20:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Dawn - you broke the rules too!!! Shaaaaaaame on you!!!!!!!!

    TBG - oh, I'm not griping, I understand that people have better things to do on the weekend!!! I spend a lot of time with my kids myself. But I like to at least know that people do READ the things that I put up. So - shows me that people really do read!! Yay!! I'm happy!!!

    Ace - I do too, but I think I'd have a heart attack from his work out. The guy is certifiable.

    Shelly - LOL!! Could you honestly imagine being stuck in a room with them? I get this visual of Richard Simmons going "Come on!! Work those abs!!!!!!! YEAAAAH!" or even Little Richard singing for me. Both make me shudder.

    Aunt Tiffie - Sure!! Next weekend, I'll pull the winner from this poll and pit him against the third choice... stay tuned!

    FM - My ass never picks anybody... except maybe a twinkie.

    Michelle - YES. YOU HAVE TO PICK!! IT'S THE RULE!!!

    Kim - See? I KNEW you were an optimist!!

  • At Sunday, July 30, 2006 9:24:00 PM, Blogger Snooze

    Richard Simmons. No contest after seeing his hilarious appearance on What's my Line or whatever the hell that show was called [improv hosted by Drew Carey]

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 2:28:00 AM, Blogger HotDudi

    Richard lardy ar$e said so!! :-(

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 2:33:00 AM, Anonymous AFC 30 Pints of Stella

    I know of little richard but not the other bloke - so I can cop out on the grounds of not knowing.

    Also this hangover is not making for an easy decission... Why do peoiple feel the need to get me drunk - I was not responsible for the copious amounts of stella I drunk last night - they were forced on me and now I'm suffering.

    What would have cheared me up this morning would have been an 'I am Norman' mug :-)

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:00:00 AM, Blogger Norman

    Snooze - oh man. I bet that was a hoot!! Now I'm going to have to watch for that one in reruns. I wonder if they'll give me a copy if I call them...

    HotDudi - Looks like Richard Simmons won hands down!!!!

    AFC 30 - HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW RICHARD SIMMONS? I was pretty sure he was internationally known. anyhoo. The man is insane. But he's actually insane in a GOOD way. You know. Harmless - except for people in airports. He'll slap them in the face. But Poor Richard.

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 6:07:00 AM, Anonymous AFC 30 cups of coffee later

    No really - I have no idea who Richard Simmons is....

    I would rather be locked in a room with my bed and the curtains closed, but now my secretary has plied me with continuous cups of coffe I probably won't sleep for a week.

    A still hungover AFC

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:47:00 PM, Blogger Snooze

    If only I could do links properly in comments. Oh well...

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 6:57:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Snooze you are AWESOME!

    AFC - you need to cut/paste the link snooze gave us. THAT will show you the Richard Simmons that all of us US people know !!! LOL

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