LOOK!!! My little stat counter thingamajig is about to turn 30,000!!!!! WOW! I cannot believe that this little blog has gathered that many hits. 30,000 page views. Holy shit.
Of course, most of those are just page views and then people vanish - but HEY. 30,000. I'm too excited for words.
And yes - I'm what my husband calls a cheap date. Thanks.
So who's going to turn the counter to 30,000?? (And Michael - don't you hit the refresh button a couple hundred times like you did last time!!! That's cheating!)
Well, while we're waiting for the counter to turn, let me tell you what happened at work today. I was sitting out in the break area when one of my co-workers happened by. She is such a nice looking lady. She's a grandmotherly lady and always dresses so CUTE. She's got a shoe thing, so I always notice her cute shoes and comment on them. Today, she was wearing a lime green shirt, and her Nike Swoops matched her shirt. Being the nice little kiss-ass that I am, I told her that her whole entire outfit was cute. She kinda grimaced a little and told me that it might look good, but felt terrible. I asked why she felt so terrible, and she decided to tell me that her pants were rubbing her uncomfortably in a most inconvenient area.
ooooh. Um. okaaaaaay. Thanks for sharing!! <----- That's what I was thinking to myself, but what I actually said was: "Well, why don't you go to the restroom and adjust yourself. Your undies are probably riding and you need to go fix that before you drive yourself insane."
To which SHE said: "heeh. hehe. he.he. Well - you see. I don't wear undies. I like to feel naughty during the day. I just go bare"
BLAAAAAHH!!!!! Have you guys just ever imagined your grandmother going commando?? ew ew and triple ew!! BLAAAAAAHHH!!
But I'm not done!!!! While I was sitting there opening and closing my mouth like a fish out of water, a couple of guys walked in, so she stopped with her undergarment comments. They stayed for a while, then left. The minute they walked out the door, she ripped one, and went "Phew! I'm glad they left! I was holding on to that one almost too long..." I think I melted. She got up to leave, and I had to stop myself from checking out her ass to see if she'd suddenly developed a little brown 'smoke spot'.
Ok, well, I'm going to watch my counter now!!
Toodles!
From: Texas, United States
About me: I'm a mom of 3 children, ages 10, 7 and 4 years. Want to know why I'm Norman? CLICK HERE!
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Who's it gonna be?!
posted by Norman at 7:59 PM
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At Thursday, July 06, 2006 5:25:00 AM,
A couple of newer paintings 2019 -
At Thursday, July 06, 2006 6:55:00 AM,
Wide LawnsNo! She DID NOT! I am so glad that wasnt me because I would have laughed. A man came into my office and did that last week, LOUD and I had to actually sit there and talk to him about a serious matter and not laugh, and I think I pulled a muscle from the strain of it. And oh my goodness, no underpants?? On an old lady? Noooo, its just not right.
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At Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:56:00 PM,
NormanAwwww....poor Spicy Cracker!! I don't know what's on my page keeping it from loading for you. Weird. Sorry!!
HotDudi - No!! But apparently it was another Londoner!!
Linda - HEHEE!! I saw the post from your kitty!!! LOL
AFC - YAAAAAY!!! See? Now that you have the coveted 30,000th visitor award, you'll have to start commenting instead of just reading!! Yer stuck now!
Sandra - Don't worry - I'll never think of you as #2.... (roflmao!!)
Wide Lawns - OH YES SHE DID!!
Shelly - Thanks!!! I feel bad about grossing out to the Comando Granny, she actually did me a favor today....
Dari - I'm your home page?! How cool!! I feel so SPE-SHUL! I don't know if I'll be around for 1,000,000!!!! LOL -
At Friday, July 07, 2006 7:43:00 PM,
NormanAce - Alright!!! Munkee Fevah!!! You got the perfect number!!
Michael - Stop jacking with my stat counter!!! LOL
Greg - HAHAA!!! Sorry for the bad news, but the visual of the Old Lady Commando Pants IS your prize!!
Stewie - Awww man, NO!! I don't!! I wish I could get one for you, but I can't bring cameras to work!! Bummer Dood!!!
Norm!!
for some reason I am having a hell of a time getting your page to load properly and I thought about cheating to be number 30,000 ... sigh but I will not...