Thursday, October 11, 2007
Free Cat
Free Cat!

Five months old, extremely affectionate. Loves children, does great with other pets. She's spayed, and doesn't mind having her claws clipped.

New owner must lay down kitty litter throughout the entire house in order to keep this special feline happy. New owner must also be able to tolerate turds on your bed pillows. Kitty believes turds are gifts of love and gives them frequently.

Contact Norman at:

Hurry! She'll go fast!
posted by Norman at 7:23 PM | Permalink |


  • At Friday, October 12, 2007 7:59:00 AM, Blogger coffeypot

    If you de-bone the cat and tan the hide with a big a-hole so that it can be used as a gearshift cover, then I will take it.

  • At Friday, October 12, 2007 10:56:00 AM, Blogger Christine

    I was thinking more along the lines of snake food but coffeypot's idea works too.

  • At Friday, October 12, 2007 11:10:00 AM, Blogger Freak Magnet

    I am sad for kitty kitty. Maybe that's her way of saying she's upset about something. And you just don't care. You're mean. Mean, mean, mean.

  • At Saturday, October 13, 2007 8:11:00 AM, Blogger coffeypot

    Freak Magnet, why is Norman mean? She is trying to give the cat a good home. Hell, Christine and I wanted to kill the goddamn thing. Even though the cat would have given its life for a better purpose (gear shift cover or snake food) it is more of a short term remedy. Since cats cannot be trained, there maybe some psychological problems and it would take more time and money to try to correct it, then leading it to a higher plain would be more humane. Norman isn’t mean. I am!

  • At Saturday, October 13, 2007 12:12:00 PM, Blogger coffeypot

    Norman, I talked to Dr. Amber and she suggests you put the little kitty in a small place like the bathroom for about a week with the litter box. Sometimes the little ones forget where the box is. Then slowly move the litter box out to where you want it (I don’t mean walk slowly, either. Just move it a few feet at a time.) This may help. Other wise, my offer for a gearshift cover still stands.

  • At Saturday, October 13, 2007 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Coffeypot - WHOA NELLY!! Freak is just joking around. I met her in real life last year, and that's just her sense of humor. :)

    I contacted the pet center that we adopted Sere from, and they said it sounded like a territorial thing, and it wouldn't get any better. So then...well heck...let me just do a quick post about it...


  • At Saturday, October 13, 2007 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Norman

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  • At Sunday, October 14, 2007 12:15:00 PM, Blogger mckay

    she did go fast. congrats on a happy ending.


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