Thursday, January 04, 2007
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride **sob**
Ah me.

I guess the "Blog Awards" are coming. I didn't get nominated. Again.

But then I was looking back over all my posts, and I decided that....well - it sucks. Except for this post. That post was a good one. At least - that's what a couple of you guys said! But alas... there's no category for a SINGLE post. It's gotta be the whole blog. Nuts.

But oh well!! On that note, and being the "bridesmaid" that I am - I'll go along with the request on Subservient Worker's blog, Wide Lawns Narrow Minds, and cast my nomination for her. I'm also going to nominate Tammy from Rant & Ravin' Haven because she asked ever so nicely as well.

Well hell. I'll just nominate EVERYONE! Except me of course. Damn it. I'm still waiting to be part of the "Blogs of Note". Which at the rate I'm going will NEVER happen.


I've got a little PSA for everyone. (That's Public Service Announcement for those of you that aren't in to acronyms.)

Ya ready?

When you're dreaming that you're peeing in the bed ... wake up. 'Cause you probably really are. I'm just saying. Not from personal experience or anything... really.

posted by Norman at 6:14 PM | Permalink |


  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 8:18:00 PM, Blogger Wide Lawns Subservient Worker

    Umm, excuse me Norman, but I DID vote for you. You ARE nominated as a matter of fact. I nominated you for funniest. No one, not a single person, has made me laugh this year as much as you. For real. And I nominated you two days ago before you even posted this!

    But wow, thanks for nominating me too! I am just looking for an excuse to come to Texas and see your ghost. You know the awards ceremony is in Austin. Im sure no one actually goes, but I would.

  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 8:34:00 PM, Blogger Norman



    Thank you!!! You're so sweet!

    Now everyone else go nominate me too so I'll make the final nomination cut!


  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 9:53:00 PM, Blogger Dari

    wow it feels good to be back to Norma playground, and it looks like I had been missing on a lot of things and had to go back reading.

    and I guess I need tonominate you too, it is the best weblog in the net....mmmmm which one is it the british, irish or American, or why I don't nominate you for all of them? can I

  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 10:21:00 PM, Blogger Nancy

    You know, that dream thing? Never happened to me either. Tho, I...never mind...


  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 6:09:00 AM, Anonymous teri

    that dream thing never happened to me either, weird!

    who does it happen to I wonder?

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 6:42:00 AM, Blogger Michael

    You are still one of my favorite reads.

    You'd get a Ripple award if I did them.

    Take Care

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 7:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Hey, I like you lots! I found your blog on the 29th of December when all the beauty blogs were doing their Best of 2006. Don't remember where exactly, but you were on someone's list of daily reads and I was killing LOTS of time. Anyway, after reading back a few days, I added you to my favorites list and check every day!

    Keep up the good work!

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 7:55:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Norman, you crack me up girl!! I nominated you two days ago in several categories. LOL So no worries... you're on the list!!!

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 8:34:00 AM, Blogger Livey

    Fuck those awards! YOU are the funniest blog EVER! You don't need no popularity contest to prove it! I love you!
    Now if you'd just get rid of that damn Word Verification shit.
    Get Haloscan dammit!

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 9:54:00 AM, Blogger China Doll

    Dude....I nominated you too, so quit your bitchin!

    I also nominated Subserviant worker, and Miss Doxie of - which I highly recommend everyone else do.

    Unfortunately, there is no category for "Random, Idiotic and absolute Senseless" or else I would totally make you guys go nominate me!

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 7:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    I didn't nominate you. But that doesn't mean I don't like you!

    I have an excuse. I didn't know these things existed until I read your post.

  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 8:08:00 PM, Blogger Norman

    Dari!!!! Where the hell you been man?!!! Sure!! Go nominate away!

    Nancy - yeah. never happened. pinky swear.

    Teri - apparently, it happens to my son.... a lot

    Michael - You OUGHT to make Ripple awards!! And blinkie buttons for people to post on their blogs!!

    Gail S - Hi Gail! Thanks for replying to my whiney post! Now I'm gonna have to go read yours!

    Lisa - WOW!!! 2 days ago? Without me pimpin myself out? WOOT!! THANKS!!

    Livey - I can't get Haloscan!! It jacks with my 'puter somehow whenever I try to install it. **sad face** And thanks!!! LOL

    China Doll - Heya!! I just went & checked out your blog again...LOVED the "Rainman" post. My kiddos were climbing on me so I didn't get a chance to reply - but your pictures are FABBY!

    Ace - Well, I didn't nominate YOU either then....thppppbbbtt!! Oh wait, I did. For the munkiest blog.


  • At Saturday, January 06, 2007 4:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Norman, I nominated you too. Just a little late since we've been traveling.

    And the peeing the bed dream? Last time I had that dream my water had broken.

  • At Sunday, January 07, 2007 8:49:00 AM, Blogger Livey

    hey I figured out how to add haloscan for ya, if you want me to do it for you I will.

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